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minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·3 years agoI could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
minus-squareDuranie@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 years agoMom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.” Son - “But I’m not hungry” Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
minus-squareArcity 🇵🇸🇺🇦@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 years agoArms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?
I could have gone my entire life without that thought ever crossing my mind, but here we are.
Mom - “Stop playing your video game, it’s time for dinner.”
Son - “But I’m not hungry”
Mom - “Don’t tell me that, I can see your teeth are hard. Now go wash your hands.”
I intensely dislike you right now.
Arms are weak, teeth are hard… Mom’s spaghetti?