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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand

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Do the right thing and lend a friendly hand

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    did superman illegally traffic children across international borders?

  • my_hat_stinks@programming.dev
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    Imagine superman barging into your home with two rich kids just to say “look at this shithole, can you believe people actually live like this?” He excludes the kid he wants the others to include, too.

    • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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      Superdickery may be dead, but you can find it here

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    Right, but he could have done the funniest thing ever and just left those kids there.

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    That is excellent and back when we were supposed to care about each other.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Well now those elites who want to hold onto their power and control want us to fight among ourselves. Less scrutiny on how we are getting screwed by them

  • ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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    How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving a single city on the entire planet, just because he wants to bone a chick there.

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      Cause using superman for his actual ideal use would be pretty boring for a comic book.

      https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13

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      That might be seen as alien ingerence though. He can act freely in the city he has been a citizen more than the countries on the other side of the globe. Doesn’t mean he can’t help when people ask him.

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        Yeah, but if he can drag two leaders that are purposefully driving their people to war into the sky and toss them around a bit until they agree to sit down and talk until they come to an agreement, he kind of has the responsibility to do it.

        And the rest of us get to see idiots get juggled.

        • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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          what about putting the leader that wants to colonize is neighbor on a cactus?

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    Help the cause, give Superman a ‘friendly hand’.

    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      No. I have read ‘man of steel, woman of tissue paper’.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      I’d be too afraid to give him a handjob. I can only imagine what force “his stream” would spew out.

      • Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQd6CYA6RAY

      • toynbee@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/A-tcxZ5VOBM

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Trump’s comic can with only the first 4 panels and he missed he point of the comic

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