I’d love to take credit, but it’s from Luthen’s monologue in season 1 of Andor. And only an excerpt at that. The entire speech is absolute gold

I yearned to be a savior against injustice without contemplating the cost and by the time I looked down there was no longer any ground beneath my feet. What is my sacrifice? I’m condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.

That picture of Ash’s mom is gross and objectifying. Where did you find it so I can avoid that website?

Your face is weird

(Sorry, my mind is 36 years behind my body)

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Well, it’d be great if they were kittens. These little shits just like to hork down food as fast as possible, puke, then ask for more.

Hold on, I’ve got a comic for this…

I’ve been thinking about getting a puppy

The cats keep puking, figure a puppy will probably eat it

NGL that’s actually really neat. It does not change my opinion of corporate metallurgic dickery, but it’s still neat

Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?

Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me

But Kwikset has Microban™ coating on their doorknobs! Surely you would rather have a thin layer of chemical coating that totally won’t come off and give you cancer and the production of which absolutely doesn’t poison fresh water. Why do you want giant corporations to have to spend extra money making doorknobs out of brass when they can use aluminum alloys, white-metal, dog leavings, and snot instead?

(I have no evidence Microban™ uses carcinogenic products, nor that its production pollutes the environment. I only have *gestures broadly at 300 years of industrialization and its affects* all of that)

Ah, yes, the spiritual successor to TTT.

I still miss those comic tho

Two questions

1. Is this from Twisted Toyfare Theater?

2. Is someone still making those Mego comics?

Yah, nsaids are hard on the stomach long term, but great for short term pain. Acetaminophen is fantastic to around 4000mg/day. Above that there’s a very real chance for liver damage, depending on the person and duration of treatment. And it’s lethal in the 8-12g range. That being said, I’d totally take 800mg every four hours if I had to. Except for the worst pain 600mg is enough to make life tolerable for most people

That was a lot of words to agree with you. Not deleting it tho

Ugh, your dentist and your pharmacist sucks. Do you have any other pharmacies in the area that you could consult with? Honestly, a pharmacist should be happy to give pharmacological input, especially about dosage and any potential medicine conflicts or hazards, prescription or no. Jesus, what a tool

My personal method when I have a gout flareup, kidney stones, or other intense pain, is to stagger nsaids and acetaminophen on a two hour cycle. 600mg acetaminophen, two hours later 500mg aspirin or 400mg Advil. Each medicine reapplied at 4 hour intervals. I try to time the nsaids with meals to help ease any stomach issues the nsaids may cause. At 600mg my acetaminophen dosage over 16 hrs (assuming I can sleep) is limited to 2400mg, and 2000mg for aspirin. This allows for a small increase in dosage for breakthrough pain, or a couple additional doses if I can’t sleep. Honestly, it only keeps the pain from increasing, especially with gout. Very effective for caffeine withdrawal headaches tho

When everyone else is 65% warm, I am 100% warm

Manipause is real

Ibuprofen/acetaminophen are not narcotics, they’re prescription doses of over the counter medications (acetaminophen in particular can destroy a liver if overdosed, hence “prescription strength”). Go to the pharmacy, ask the pharmacist what their advice is and what options you have for OTC meds or emergency antibiotics, based on what you were told by the dentist/oral surgeon. Sorry your dentist office sucks U_U

I’m glad you posted your original comment. I tend to be pretty tongue-in-cheek, both online and IRL. Sorry if it comes off as abrasive, in my mind it’s all in good fun. Love you and hope you have a fantastic day <3

One small correction. The CIA investigates “foreign” actors, generally outside US borders, but sometimes within as well. FBI investigates “domestic” actors.

For a more in-depth exploration Will Smith made a documentary about this subject in 1998

This is a very good point. In rebuttal

A. I did say “a suitable habitat”

B. I was very clearly shitposting