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Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Ever made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.

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Ever made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.

Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    I made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it.

    “Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer)

    for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.

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      I guess it’s funnier if you know what a “brickie” is

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        Bricklayer

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          Never mind, I guess not

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            Dood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough.

            It’s a pretty good joke.

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              I dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.

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                Sure about that?

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                  Y’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”

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                    Fuck you must be fun at parties.

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          You must pretty rough to fuck bricks.

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