Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agoEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.message-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up191
arrow-up191message-squareEver made a great joke and the audience was too small? I'd like to hear it.Delphia@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square41fedilink
minus-squareDelphia@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·edit-29 months agoI made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it. “Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer) for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·9 months agoI guess it’s funnier if you know what a “brickie” is
minus-squareguyrocket@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoDood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough. It’s a pretty good joke.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoI dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 months agoY’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”
minus-squareOneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou must pretty rough to fuck bricks.
I made a very crude one with 2 of my workmates today, but one choked on his coffee so I’m proud of it.
“Rougher than being fingered by a brickie” (Bricklayer)
for an audience of 2… possibly the wittiest joke ive thought of off the top of my head… for 2 people.
I guess it’s funnier if you know what a “brickie” is
Bricklayer
Never mind, I guess not
Dood. Bricklayer works with bricks all day which makes your hands (including fingers) rough.
It’s a pretty good joke.
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of being manipulated by a pair of strong, capable hands.
Y’all are gonna flip when you learn about these things called “gloves”
Fuck you must be fun at parties.
You must pretty rough to fuck bricks.