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minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up48·3 months agoObligatory: Most eggs aren’t fertilised. So they don’t contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken’s period.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 months agoAre you saying chicken periods have bones? Because I’m not seeing the lie…
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoIf you drink period blood you’re not eating a human
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoNot a whole one, but a part of one… …like a chicken leg.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoYou are basically eating the chickens. Full stop. Got it.
minus-squareDa Bald Eagul@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 months agoBy this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoI was just making a pun on “period.”
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoEvery sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate!
minus-squareBjörn Tantau@swg-empire.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWhat about protestant chickens?
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoOh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI mean, depending on who you ask, you’ll get some different answers to that.
minus-squareMummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agouwu I hope the chicken didn’t consent. It’s more fun that way!
minus-squareBBQuicktime@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoMore accurate to say that you’re eating baby food for chickens, since that’s what’s sustaining the embryos until they hatch.
Obligatory: Most eggs aren’t fertilised. So they don’t contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken’s period.
Are you saying chicken periods have bones?
Because I’m not seeing the lie…
If you drink period blood you’re not eating a human
Not a whole one, but a part of one…
…like a chicken leg.
You are basically eating the chickens. Full stop.
Got it.
By this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.
I was just making a pun on “period.”
I am quite dense, apologies
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!
What about protestant chickens?
Oh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.
I mean, depending on who you ask, you’ll get some different answers to that.
uwu
I hope the chicken didn’t consent. It’s more fun that way!
More accurate to say that you’re eating baby food for chickens, since that’s what’s sustaining the embryos until they hatch.