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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

So true

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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    My dad: “The plain peanut butter sandwiches will continue until morale improves.”

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      My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”

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        I nuke mine, but otherwise, ya

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          But when you boil them, the bread gets all saturated with hotdog water. You’re missing out.

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          I like nuked food

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        You’ve committed a crime against gaming here today.

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          Not just gaming, but the women and children too.

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      peanut butter sandwiches were one of my favorite things growing up. I’d still be eating them today, even though I have to make my own peanut butter here in Japan, except for my body declaring war on gluten (probably celiac since 1 parent has it, but not confirmed yet).

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        Peanut butter isn’t sold in Japan?! I’d starve lmao

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          You can find it, but it’s rarer and typically quite expensive. I don’t know who carries it in my corner of rural Japan. I just make my own in the food processor (peanuts + salt + patience). Peanut Cream (which has a vaguely peanutty flavor but mostly a cream flavor and a ton of sugar) is quite popular, but I don’t care for it.

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            I wish asian bakeries understood that adding a bit of salt to the peanut cream makes it a whole lot better.

            Instead they add more sugar

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        Wanna know what we call peanut butter in The Netherlands?

        Pindakaas. Peanut cheese.

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