shrubbery like the gympie-gympie will try to kill you

That sounds interesting, I wish to learn about it.

one Wikipedia article later

Well that is terrifying.

That happened once!

Not sure if original or not, but definitely not enhanced.

Well, that’s ridiculous-looking

What a strange way to spell delicious.

So individualistic. Be friendly, get to know your neighbors!

I started off nonplussed but by the time I got to the end I was mildly amused.

Find someone who looks at you like she looks at that bag.

Boooooo

🐝🐝🐝

I will never understand engagement trolls.

I didn’t know Mr. Hankey made the mission roster.

That is quite an impressive enema.

It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.

Or it was until it got bumped. And then trying to adjust it back bumps another one. And so on. Then you think you have it right, sit down, and realize shit’s not level anymore.

And then a year later one of the panels dies, and you get handed a replacement with the same screen size but a different bezel size.

The path to zero fucks given is slow but steady.