jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoHappy Easter from the POTUSsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1589
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minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up12·20 days agoJesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie. My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
minus-squarefloo@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·20 days agoI know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Jesus retained his powers after resurrection, making him a Lich, not a zombie.
My guess is the cross is his phylactery.
Wtf is this
I know, but it doesn’t have the same ring to it, though. Most people don’t know what a lich is, anyway.