Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoSomething something sexual tyrannosaurusNSFWslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1262
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minus-squarezombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up68·7 days agoex-mormon here, born and raised. yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 days agoHave they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoThe technical term is “jump hump”
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45·7 days agoYour friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 days agoSorry to hear that hope you get better soon.
ex-mormon here, born and raised.
yeah. it’s actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that’s also okay, because you’re not the one making the movements!
Have they never ran an unbalanced washing machine?
That’s a wingman and a half.
The technical term is “jump hump”
Your friend fucks your girlfriend for you with your dick?
Holy shit I’m dead.
Sorry to hear that hope you get better soon.