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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • Ben Hur Horse Race@lemm.ee
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    oh yes they fucking will. run your lawnmower on a sunday? polizei. pee outside on your lawn? neighbors will call the polizei. firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

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      firworks 10 minutes after the official firework period is over? believe it or not, polizei

      well now… perhaps there are some things worth enduring for the upsides

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        yes, getting arrested for setting off a bottle rocket at 12:10, outside of ze designated fun time

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          Sounds like if you have ADHD, you are better off moving.

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          good. they even allotted a time, and you still can’t figure it out. go to jail.

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            Prolly just get a fine too.

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              There’s no amount of fines that would put brains in that head.

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          smile outside of fun time? polizei

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      Ha, you fucking wish

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