this should not be as funny as it is, but thank you very much Russ Ediger for bringing a hearty laugh to my day!!! and thanks to The_Picard_Maneuver for bringing it to my attention…

Imagine being an animated skeleton.

Imagine that skeleton has a thin layer of nerves over the bones. You know, for touching things

Imagine being allergic to gluten

Imagine your bones itching because your asshole roommate gave you glutenous snacks

“tHeY’Ll jUsT FaLl rIgHt tHrOuGh”

That necromancer was a dick btw

same as it does for us all

So, not dairy free, then.

Sounds like me after taco bell

Then why are you offering them?

Well, maybe it wouldn’t if it was gluten-free. Have you thought of that? No, you didn’t, you only think of yourself.