$780 is not a “bit” more.

That’s one pointy chub!

Sometimes he parks in handicapped spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces!

Wario definitely would, for the reward, but Waluigi’s practically a blank slate. Poor guy’s never been given a personality.

Yup, I saw an hour or so ago. Very odd to conveniently still have the weapon with him as well as a manifesto.

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Cops serve the ruling class. It’s why they’re trying so hard to find the CEO killer.

Yeah, unless someone saw him change his clothes and backpack I don’t get why he’s being identified as a suspect.

Smoke cloud from the fire.

Wow, Russia is much smaller than I thought!

I wouldn’t want the worship, but not being a regular mortal, having powers and omniscience and the like? Sure, I’d like that. Maybe I could make reality suck less for others.

Fair enough, but I also don’t think that we should consider a few days of suffering for an eternity of basically being god much of a sacrifice.

That doesn’t mean it’s not still a skill issue.

Semi-pack animal. They like hanging around with others they like sometimes.

Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate!

Oh noooo, he suffered a few days and then got to hang out with his dad in heaven for eternity and be worshipped by billions of people. What a sacrifice!

Yes, that’s why far-right candidates have been willing elections all over Europe. /s

#unrelatable

Ugh, everyone has that non-racist uncle nobody likes to see at family gatherings!