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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Every place gotta have the cuck booth

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Every place gotta have the cuck booth

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    Don’t tell me its for wheelchairs I don’t like hearing the truth. Its a sim card and that’s that

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      The fabled MegaSD card

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        The tabled MegaSD card…

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      I don’t think it’s for wheelchairs. If it was, the corner of the table wouldn’t be cut off. I mean, where would that person put their food? I think it’s probably to get more room to maneuver between tables.

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        They should be happy to have a place to si… uh, park. Now they also want food?!

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      Shape of the table is wrong for that. Usually these things happen as an architectural oddity. There isn’t room there for a full bench, so they made it work.

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    My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

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      Normies : it’s for my child or friend with limited mobility

      Internet : CuCk TaBlE

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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        Its cuck booth, good sir. I would never make a cuck table joke, thats beneath me

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          sounds like you have a lot of experience getting cucked

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        Ooh, it’s a wedge table.

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      *Wife’s son

      • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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        No, he is my son too

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          Can you link your episode of Maury as a source?

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            Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

            He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

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      Really? I can only think this exists because they need space for a walkway.

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      Ew

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    Hurra, de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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    I’ve got a boring engineer friend who’d probably benefit from having a wingman along for an awkward date. I support the three-person date!

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      Misread this as “Boeing engineer friend” and immediately thought they’d probably benefit from more than just a wingman.

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        Or a door man

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      rent a wingman!

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    yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij

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    This is perfect for dinner with my wife and kid.

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    Cuck booth? I just want one site where there are no teenagers, oh my God.

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      Facebook!

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        Learn what a cuck is before making Baby’s First Meme.

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          ur out of the loop on the cuckstoel memes, and you replied to the wrong comment

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    cuck

    “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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    Is for wheel chairs you roll up at an angle, easier then trying to park parallel to the bench next to it. Not that unique. Saw the same meme with a different restaurant a while ago

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    Roy is that you?

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    I know this restaurant. For some reason I wanna say 90s Taco Bell or McDonald’s

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    Phrased like that it begs me to ask: is that a table just for the third wheel?

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