Goodbye

I personally like “Men v2.0”

After some quick research, it seems like this one is a “eating rocks is dangerous and bad for you” not a “there’s no point in eating rocks, don’t do that”

Which is kind of a bummer, I think it’d be fun to swallow a small pebble every couple days just for the satisfaction of knowing you have a small pebble in your gut

Boots with the purr 😻

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

NTBDBIWDFTA

Cute! XD

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

That’s based on the assumption that the two angles in the middle add up to 180, which can’t be assumed by inspection alone as demonstrated by the visibly square 80° angle

I was gonna say, that’s a pretty big nerf

Tag yourself I’m slumber

Be sure to have it scanned for a chip!

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/17/style/rawdog-flights-term.html

He got them Hezbollah earbuds

I get that feeling, I have a long-haired orange cat and we constantly have to cut mats out of his armpits XD

My guess is that he was very badly matted, so they shaved him at the beginning of “fat camp”

Really obese cats can’t groom themselves well enough, so they get really bad fur mats (especially long-haired cats)

Given what he does with just a utility belt, I’d be terrified of Batman wearing that thing!