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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    I thought they’d be reading this one.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’d burn my whore mouth on her.

      (I’m sorry I’ll leave)

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        No you can stay if I can watch.

        • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Well I’ve ordered an IKEA chair, but you’re gonna have to put it together yourself.

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      What’s that second line of the subtitle?

      I read it as “plausible as kitchens, but shapely as a folktale”, which is a somewhat unusual way to describe a book 🤔

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        First I thought, that doesn’t sound right so I tried to read it too. Then I thought, well shit I’m reading the same thing but it can’t be right. I googled it, sure as shit you’re right. The book was originally German and old so I’m assuming it’s an old German thing that doesn’t translate well. Here’s an alternative cover I found with the same quote.

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          Or maybe Margaret Atwood is just very credulous when certain sections of her house talk to her and has fanciful ideas about the physicality of folk tales? 🤷

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            Fun fact - Margaret Atwood wrote The Handmaid’s Tale.

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          From what I can tell that is the only time in history anyone ever used that phrase aside from everyone afterward being confused about what the hell it means

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      wow they really were serious about picking the random bear huh

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        This book was written in 1976.

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          you think i was genuinely suggesting that this book was written as an adaptation of a tiktok meme

          i guess weirder things have happened

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            I’ve seen weirder.

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              if a game with no plot, story or ending like borderlands gets a movie, TikTok memes should be allowed to get books

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    OH, I’M SORRY MY BED WASN’T TO YOUR FUCKING LIKING!

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    This looks like a pic of an alternative universe where Marty McFlurry reads the sports almanac to a slightly hairier version of Biff…

    I’d watch that.

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    I really, really like the interpretation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish.

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