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downpunxx@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

well if you look at it that way

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well if you look at it that way

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downpunxx@fedia.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
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      I can cover the whole moon with my thumb. Is the moon the size of my thumb?

      If I hold a ruler about mid-chest, I can get this effect.

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          Is that because you only ever buy Stanley Fatmax tapes?

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          I have yellow tape measurers that are like a quarter inch wide. It’s not that rare.

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          Bro has seen every single tape measure and this one wasn’t one of them, it’s definitely a fake tape measure guys

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      Tell me you don’t know about forced perspective without telling me.

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        These are small

        But the ones out there are far away

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      The tape measure is telling the truth, from a certain point of view

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      It may be stretched or something but there are 16 marks in between the inch marks, it’s not like they skipped counting a line.

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        So you’re saying there’s 16 inches between each marking? Oh my God! checkmate atheists

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      https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

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