their actions over the last 50 years have spoken so loudly i couldn’t hear what they were trying to say

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see ya later kid, lol

toilet paper without cardboard roll centers are much cheaper to produce, though impossible to place in a toilet paper holder, so they sit on the sink, or the floor, or a long nail in the wall

“chapeau means hat, oeuf means egg, those french have a different word for everything” ~ steve martin

perf

You spelled Jews, wrong. Twice.

Obviously this isn’t OP, but that dude is cray cray, he loves Ice Tea so much that he doesn’t mind cloggin up his own kidney and urethra, but more worried about some voodoo cleaner antics, that shit is crazy bro

flying first class helps a lot let me tell you

lotta climate benefits to getting goats to ear your lawn, as opposed to gassing up a machine. feeds the goats, prunes down the long grasses. manure for compost and fertilizer. goats for milk and meat. that dude’s smarter than us.

winner winner chicken dinner

wabbit season

ummmm, no, it was 5784 year ago, thanks. cute though. ~ jews

Max would like to know if you’d care for a cocktail

well, no, there’s no amount of money the riaa/mpaa could pay them, which would justify the amounts lost to terminating services for everyone that’s pirating, lol, they’d go out of business

fake and gay, see @[email protected] below for the deets

and there you have it, lol. good catch watson.

It depends on the quality of the crust, and just how much pizza i’ve already eaten, a man’s gotta have a code.

i’m not fallin for it i’ve had my wheaties

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