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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Texts from Dad

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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  • Bob Robertson IX@lemmy.world
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    “Rise chicken!”

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      *arise

      billywitchdoctor.com, one convenient location… in Africa.

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      Kiss him deep with tongue!

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      I saw that “Sofa king funny” comment in another post this morning and wanted to post this gif.

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        dancing is forbidden

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    ED is a bitch

  • bricklove@midwest.social
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    Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!

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    WHERE’S

    YOUR

    FUCK

    ING

    RAAAAAAGE

    Boysetsfire <3

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    Dad turned into Bane and wants you to throw off your shackles and RISE

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    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      I shall be this buffet’s reckoning!

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    Dad got that hollywood level cocaine

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    deleted by creator

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      Revolver Ocelot

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        mmrraaaaooooo

  • Magister@lemmy.world
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    OOTL, is it like “Rise against” ? or RATM?

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      It’s from the song “After the Eulogy” by Boysetsfire.

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        It’s a great song.

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    He forgot to put yeast in the dough, and now he’s trying alternate means

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    All rise mother fucker.

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    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I’m so glad someone else was thinking of this too.

    • 0ops@lemm.ee
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      MUR-MAID-UR MUR-MAID-UR

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  • frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml
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    what the fuck are you talking about

    “Social media”

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    MUSTA-KRAKISH

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      AWAKEN

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      TAKE THE LAND, THAT MUST BE TAKEN

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    Arise chicken

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