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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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    6 months ago

    I thought the breakfast gun went on the left side of the table?

    • Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 months ago

      The table isn’t set for breakfast yet.

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        6 months ago

        What are you talking about? The breakfast gun is there. Table set.
        /s

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          6 months ago

          I forgot what passes for dining in some parts of the country.

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      Probably AI made

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        6 months ago

        Probably a la mode’

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      5 months ago

      Only if you’re a lefty.

      Cross-drawing at the table is rude.

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      No no, breakfast gun goes on the right side, what’s wrong is it’s laying the wrong way.

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        This guy eats breakfast safely

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      6 months ago

      Clearly this is propaganda!

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      So from is in the left because there is for letters in left and four in fork. So what side does the gun go?

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        I think you might be having a stroke.

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          Wow, that was a bad one. User name check out? Lol

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