UmU
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Tehhund@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and...

lemmy.world

message-square
62
link
fedilink
519

You ignore lemmy for a couple hours and...

lemmy.world

Tehhund@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
message-square
62
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • RobotsLeftHand@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    23
    ·
    5 hours ago

    This is the most blatant proof for me that reddit is completely subsumed by bots and corporate interests. It used to be routinely overrun by random stuff like this.

    Large groups of people on the internet get weird for no reason. It’s a marker of health for a community, like monitoring salamander populations in a stream.

  • pseudo@jlai.lu
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    3 hours ago

    Me too, fellow lemming…

  • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    5 hours ago

    *powered milk

  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    8 hours ago

    This is the first time it happened where I think I saw the original post before it became a thing, and then I stepped away for a while and when I came back I see… this…

    I didn’t even know it had become a thing so I had to back out to my all feed, and lo and behold, it became a thing.

    • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      3 hours ago

      Dare I ask what the original post was?

      Or, you know… SAUCE?!

      • Allero@lemmy.today
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        56 minutes ago

        Coming your way!

        4209

      • Domitian@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        2 hours ago

        Cant find the post, but it was about a dude who added powdered milk to his milk so he could have more concentrated milk

        • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 hour ago

          It’s in c/comics

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    6 hours ago

    Get a load of this guy he doesn’t know about the p-p-powdered milk!

  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    48
    ·
    13 hours ago

    Between this, the beans, the beef stroganoff, the beans, and the beans again, I’m beginning to think lemmy just likes food

    • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 hours ago

      No shitting for 3 days was an OG too…

    • pseudo@jlai.lu
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      3 hours ago

      I couldn’t survive 3 days without it…

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        58 minutes ago

        …wait, really? You should eat some beans.

    • bobbyfiend@retrolemmy.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      9 hours ago

      And breasts, apparently.

    • Tehhund@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      26
      ·
      13 hours ago

      People liking food? Lemmy is full of weirdos.

    • lenocolomo@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      13 hours ago

      Especially soapy t’ts! Yummy.

      • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        9 hours ago

        How does one acquire said goods… So i can… Uh… Avoid them?

    • someguy3@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      13 hours ago

      I saw someone get upset about beef jerky.

      • Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        6 hours ago

        It’s because they were Dorito flavoured, apparently that is unbelievable and a sign of societal issues.

        • pseudo@jlai.lu
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          3 hours ago

          Wait! What? Now I am mad and it is definitly a sign of societal issues. We’ve got so disconnected from reality that people eat cinnamon cereals and call it “spéculoos” flavored and those people are supposed to dislike cinnamon…

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      11 hours ago

      There were some lesser ones as well. Jeans was one. And Xavier: Renegade Angel. Probably others that I missed or am forgetting.

      • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        11 hours ago

        Theres been a few non food ones yeah, like I think the moth memes circulated once here, and the three days no pooping thing. And increasingly absurd trolley problems last election season that occasionally still reemerge. But food seems to be a recurring meme topic

  • arotrios@kbin.earth
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    63
    ·
    14 hours ago

    • SGG@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      30
      ·
      14 hours ago

      What if I mix the powered milk with the liquid from a can of beans?

      • arotrios@kbin.earth
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        37
        ·
        14 hours ago

        • nastronot@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          13 hours ago

          • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            10 hours ago

            • nastronot@lemmy.zip
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              9 hours ago

  • fractal618@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    10 hours ago

    Keep it secret, keep it unrefridgerated

    • digdig@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      8 hours ago

      In a cupboard above the coffee secret?

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    12 hours ago

    I thought we were doing soapy tiddies

    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      9 hours ago

      I thought we were doing 4?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      9 hours ago

      Why not titties covered in powdered milk? 🤷‍♂️

      • Xyre@lemmus.org
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        8 hours ago

        More milk per milk!

    • Tehhund@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      12 hours ago

      We can do 2 things at once. For example, 2 soapy tiddies.

      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        6
        ·
        9 hours ago

        Or 1 milky tiddie! Maybe even, and may god forgive me if even thinking the thought…

        One milky and one soapy tiddie???

        • OnyxRex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          9 hours ago

          The answer is obvious.

          Goat Milk Soap.

      • this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        10 hours ago

        Exactly some of the best things in life have pairs.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    11 hours ago

    At least all you missed was powdered milk.

    I slept straight through soapy tiddies

    • digdig@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 hours ago

      I’m happy, going potatoes to this. It;s like I never woke up

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    8 hours ago

    Fuckin wizard needs to check in with the Maiar more often.

    • ohulancutash@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      6 hours ago

      He’d have to lay off the Old Toby long enough to do that

  • igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    12 hours ago

    This is the first I’m hearing about it, so now I’m doubly confused lol.

    • digdig@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 hours ago

      You ever been underground like a miner or an overground tradesman?

      Then you my friend will find powdered milk.

      Colffee and milk comes in two forms.

      FORM 1 - Sachets which you use too many of.

      FORM 2 - A Bucket which you ruin cos u damnmonkeys can’t work together.

      Solution?

      Bring bag the “tea lady” she comes around gives you tea and a healthy perspective on your poverty.

    • Tehhund@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      12 hours ago

      Lol welcome to Thunderdome, we have powdered milk.

  • db2@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    17
    ·
    14 hours ago

    You mix it with dehydrated water.

    • digdig@piefed.social
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      9 hours ago

      Been mixing for 10 mins now, any tips? 😉

      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        57 minutes ago

        Add some beans.

      • db2@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        8 hours ago

        Did you try it at 20 bar room temperature?

        • digdig@piefed.social
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          8 hours ago

          Getting gloopy at 10, removing atmosphere brb.

          • digdig@piefed.social
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            3
            ·
            8 hours ago

            It’s like toffee.

            • digdig@piefed.social
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              3
              ·
              8 hours ago

              20 bar is above my equipment

  • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    14 hours ago

    The only way to get 3%

    • nastronot@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      13 hours ago

      he’s on to something

  • SirW00talot@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    14 hours ago

    Ohhh we just doing milk with extra milk I get it now

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.99K users / day
  • 8.83K users / week
  • 14.3K users / month
  • 27.6K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 42.6K subscribers
  • 29.4K Posts
  • 634K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org