What happens if you put the cursed forbidden knowledge book through a photocopier and just read the copies rather than the original I wonder

Also known to more modern, less superstitious cultures as a proctologist

Imagine how grand and rewarding a task it would be for us to reach out and grab more than a few grains of that desert.

What if I’m saying names out of order, and say my last now but will say the beginning or other entries on the list later?

Guam wouldn’t even be leaving the US, unless you expect it to secede sometime in the immediate future and be successful at doing so. For that matter, if the question is “what would your dream place to immigrate be” rather than “what place do you think you would have a decent shot of being welcomed”, why should people not mention popular places? If people didn’t find them appealing, they wouldn’t be popular in the first place.

The Netherlands probably, but with the massive grain of salt that I suspect that choosing a “ideal place to live” without actually having been to that place is likely to result in a skewed idea of what a place is truly like, and as I’ve never been outside the United States I have that issue when thinking about any other country. I also doubt they or anywhere else that might make my list of ideal places would want me, seeing as I’m just some random factory worker without any especially rare skill.

What if it was a platonic love potion?

Sure, but a crop merely being bioengineered does not imply that that specific tweak has been made

Why? Tweaking the genes of something doesnt magically make it dangerous

I bet stereotypical pirates would love orange juice, if they could get their hooks on any.

You could also shoehorn the American two party political system into this

Is this what health insurance CEOs do in their spare time these days?

Youtubepoop. A genre of YouTube videos, I’m not entirely sure how to properly describe what qualifies something as one, it’s sort of like shitposting memes I guess but full of bizzare in-jokes.

“Entering Space: Creating a Spacefairing Civilization” by Robert Zubrin. My mother’s work when I was growing up had a “free book shelf” that someone had put it on and she’d brought it home because I liked sciency stuff, and I’ve been extremely interested in space development and futurism ever since.

I’ve heard the name but don’t know what it is, other than that I think it’s something fermented?

Either he’s vomiting beans into that can or those beans have been congealed into a single semisolid mass that sticks together.

I mean, it could technically be valid, if someone had a medical emergency involving it, though it might not be the best phrasing.

With the caveat that this was about a month before I quit, so I can’t say for sure that the kid didn’t eventually get fired, just that if he did it took longer than that: I was working in a grocery store on a closing shift, and one of the high school kids that worked there after school brings in one of those “illegal” (I think they’re only illegal to sell and not to own or something like that, but you can get them on Amazon easily anyway) extra bright green laser pointers, and starts randomly waving the thing around, to include right next to my face as I was stocking shelves and around corners a customer could walk around without warning.

Only time I’ve ever had to make a complaint about someone to my supervisor, I’m not someone to complain about people easily but to my understanding you can blind people with those things. I even mentioned that to the kid and he just laughed and told me “duh that’s the point”.

All I heard about the complaint later was “Oh yeah he’s been told not to bring it in again”. This was right in the middle of that point around COVID where it was hard to find retail workers and you got all those memes of “nobody wants to work anymore”, so my suspicion is they might have just been worried about replacing him.

About a week later, he also waited till the supervisor was away from the front of store for awhile and connected his phone to this tv display that normally was for the in-store bank displaying ads, to make it play ytp videos at high volume (or whatever the modern term for that kind of thing is, I’m not sure if they’re still called that).

Doc Hopper’s ice cream business looks even more dubious than his restaurant.

It’s not laid out like Lemmy is, because Lemmy is basically the fediverse version of Reddit, while Mastodon is more the fediverse version of Twitter. I’m not very good at using that format myself so I can’t offer much advice, but from what I’ve seen, what your feed is like depends a lot on what instance you join, to a much larger extent than on Lemmy (it’s a much bigger userbase than lemmy as well to my knowledge). I dont know of any equivalent to communities per se, you have to join an instance that is good for the kinds of things you’re looking for, and follow users that post or interact with that content. I think a favorite is more like a like, and reblogging is more like reposting for one’s followers and imstance to see too.