It would all have worked out the other way around
“I sell kids in need”… “for dru-”
me in highschool, flirting with my crush:
[remembering girls hate capitalism] no wait. I give drugs to kids in need for free
Do they though?
According to their smut? No. They fucking love it.
I thought we were just making shit up?
me: [remembering girls like down to earth guys] *hold her hand* kids like us
This was, no shit, how I met a boyfriend in 2012. We dated for six years.
He was an awesome dude. I was crushed when he died.
I wanted to marry him…
His name was Seth… he was beautiful.
He’s still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!
You think you’re being cute. But you’re really just being cruel.
Seth died in 2021 from Covid.
I’m sorry, sometimes I forget not everything on the internet is a joke. You have my condolences and I wish you strength.
I’m sorry
Yeah, me too
