“Some f*cking cab driver in New York.”

The core strength of a demon. Demon Core strength in other words.

Only if you are trying to have kids.

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Instead of listening to them just steal a tour bus and dump the septic tank off the nearest bridge.

I was gonna use the expansion bay to store my weed…

Is it a thin PS2 or one of those old thick ones? The thick one will scratch whatever you put in there. It scratches the CD with the laser so both wind up broken.

One is lunch the other is dinner

Devin Townsend wrote “Shitstorm” over 20 years ago.

(Ft.) Worth mentioning that’s where Robocop lives

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September has THE day to remember.

Shit peaked before 9/11 when SmarterChild dropped on AIM

Remember to pull your sun visors down. My AC doesn’t stay charged so I have to rely on heat alone to defog windows. The visors trap the warm air.

The largest number is about 45,000,000,000 although mathematicians suspect that there may be even larger numbers.

Weird Al can do it too and he’s a little bit taller