pov: the government is spying on you

Yeah, no. Not allowed, straight to jail.

What did this guy do in particular to deserve the trophy?

lemmy users have only about five different ideas in rotation basically. it’s like beans, corn, and some other stuff i couldn’t remember.

that’s definitely an anomaly, turn back

you know my friend can fly… right?

don’t they teach this in schools?

bold of you to assume there will still be students, history, or future

btrfs can lose your data even faster now /j

politics control your life anyways whether you want it to or not.

if from myself is not possible, how about from reality

Help yourself?

Get yourself a zigbee smart light and setup home assistant.

? why am i getting shot? i am not a horse!

but a cup doesn’t have an inside and an outside anyways. nothing is “in” the cup to begin with.

stop horsing around!

i’m already using the machine, why are you trying to convince me more?

this is how i wake myself up every morning before work. cheaper than coffee.

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pretty sure the monkey brain stuff is just urban legends…