Adam Ellis | Bluesky
Transcript
Comic in 3 Panels
Panel 1: Joe Rogan squinting at his guest on his podcast The Joe Rogan Experience
Joe: So you’re saying you’ve never been fed?
Panel 2: A grey cat is being interviewed. Food crumbs are visible at the corner of its mouth. There is an open can of food next to it.
Cat: That’s right Joe. I’ve never been fed in my entire whole life.
Panel 3: Joe looking shocked at the revelation which is clearly 100% true
Joe: Wow.
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Footer:
Comic by @adamtots
Tweet by @spinningjoe
I love that this is a comic now.
How did my cat get on Joe Rogan?
The cat is part of a right-wing propaganda group, so Joe was 100% on board with having it.
Not true. All cats are members of the same anarchy organization. He just duped them into thinking he is in alignment with them.
Cats are (American) libertarians.
Completely dependent on a system they neither understand or appreciate, while claiming complete independence from it, and constantly try to tear it all down.
I lol’d,
But when i think about it more, cats could actually go feral and survive on their own
Unlike libertarians who couldnt last 2 days wothout driving their fat asses down a publicly funded road in their giant SUV fueled by publicly subsidized gas prices. Driving to go to the supermarket to buy food produced with farm subsidies and whatever public funds are upholding the temporary foreign slave labour we import seasonally to harvest food…
American libertarians are just republicans who are ashamed to call themselves that. Also, some of them like weed.
Well, you’ve messed up my claim. Yes, some cats are totally like that, and would never survive on their own. Others wouldn’t give their past human servants a second thought if they found themselves outside. Still, they are not right wing.
The right-wing attitude can be boiled down to “I’ve got mine, fuck you, give me yours”.
The details vary, but that’s the core of it.
Cats certainly qualify. I own three of them and they’re all assholes.
#notallcats
Feral cats even benefit from the vast amounts of waste we generate. Mice and other prey live off our scraps, even if the cats don’t directly.
It’s scary how analogous they are to the libertarians. Never seen a cute libertarian though.
Never seen a cute libertarian though.
Have tried giving one a makeover?
Exactly. Because you never thought to share /smh
Right wing, left wing, they’ll eat the whole bird,
thanks
Man, 2013 Rogan was just him talking to other out of work comedians about Fear Factor. Not sure I miss it? Definitely would prefer it.
In the past, Rogan had some pretty good guests on. So there was a lot of it being “smart guy explaining things to a dumb guy”, and him just being all “wow” at whatever was being said was fine.
But at a certain point he started thinking that he wasn’t a dumb guy and began talking about what he thought about things and having on guests that thought the same way as him. So now it’s just the “dumb guys talking dumb guy shit” show.
Yeah, same here honestly
As awful as I found fear factor itself (I’m very afraid of heights and squeamish), I’d still prefer it.
It wasn’t the heights I had a problem with watching. It was the eating. My stomach got unhappy just watching.
Yeah, I don’t love the idea of being covered in bugs or snakes or something, but it’s definitely worth a huge sum of money. I know eating live scorpions (or similar) isn’t worth it for me, and I’m pretty sure I’d literally have a heart attack if I had to do a heights challenge, so they’re definitely not paying enough.
I only watched a few. Putting a live cave spider in my mouth is a 100% nope.
Also, you could argue it’s unethical spider abuse, which is the point that I’d be more concerned of even though I don’t want one in my mouth. For $100,000, I’d do almost anything that didn’t hurt a creature or a human, even if it hurt myself as long as it wasn’t a permanent, you know, lasting thing. Anyway, yeah, for $100 an hour, I’d totally take it up the ass because I’ve taken it up the ass metaphorically for a lot less. But I don’t know, my price for putting a spider in my mouth is probably a little bit on the higher side.
Also, Joe Rogan has become a fool. I mean, I guess he was always a fool, but at least a fool that had a little bit of humility. And as others have pointed out, he had genuinely great guests on a lot. And he wouldn’t just say the dumbest thing and run with it and not let them say something smart. But now he doesn’t even have those people on. So he’s just getting the dumbest takes usually. Sometimes his friends even have to point it out to him.
This is giving joe way too much credit, he’s Far dumber than that.
It’s entirely possible
I love Adam Tots stuff. Not my favorite of his, and no I’m not a Rogan fan, but not bad for a weekly submission.
That’s interesting, I saw this same joke yesterday in text form, I wonder if he got it from that
Considering the comic says «tweet by @spinningjoe» in the bottom right, I think it is safe to assume he did!
Good on him to actually give the source of the joke. Awesome!
It’s Adam. So far he’s been excellent.
Wow
Next week on infowars.
Is that the one The Onion now owns?
Feels like this could happen…
You got my hopes up.
I don’t wish Alex anything but a long life after a hopefully complete rehabilitation of his sociopsthic habits.
But I do have a nice drink set aside for my own enjoyment on the day that I’m convinced Alex will stop harming others.
I don’t have any particularly strict rule about how I get convinced he is done hurting people. I suspect I’ll see it in the obituaries rather than an op-ed. But I’m open to either.
Alex doesn’t seem likely to fix his life, but he also looks like he doesn’t cares well for his health…so I do have that drink near the front of the cabinet.
Oh well. My nice drink can wait. Maybe I’ll open it to celebrate his reform yet. Like Alice, I try to believe six impossible things before breakfast.
Joe Rogan POPPED like a balloon!
what did that feel like like, when you first found found out you’d never been fed before?
I’ve stopped.being surprised when online comedians run out of material and just start lifting it from other comedians
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