I tried that for far too many years of my life but it sucked and only made things worse. So I stopped doing that and anyone who gives me grief for being myself can suck my balls.
Don’t worry, guy, victory is sweet after all.
Nothing as bad as your story, but many years ago I bought something reasonably expensive on ebay and the seller convinced me to send the money by Western Union. Oops. Never saw the product of course, and later I found out this is a well-known scam.
Lesson learned.
Ideally, yes. But in any case if it has a wire at least it’ll let you fish it out like a tampon.
Pro tip: if you buy a vibrator, don’t go for a cordless one.
Just saying.
Gimps were a thing long before Pulp Fiction, buddy.
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… Or so I’ve been told!!
8/3/2012
8th of Feb
Feb
You uh… you sure about that?
Just stare at it for long enough and you’ll be able to tell by the shape it burned into your retina.
How did Charles even get the note from Jill? Did he purposely wait until he was driving to write his? How did he intend to send her his reply, was he perhaps driving over to her place to hand it over in person? Then why write it in the first place, and not just tell her!
I call shenanigans.
escaped the vaccines
What does that mean?
If I recall correctly, they’re both supposed to be adults, but out of context I can definitely see your read on it having a parent-child dynamic. In which case I agree, that would not be funny at all.
The Creeps by Jean Floch
Thank you, I couldn’t for the life of me remember how this comic was called or who made it, and searching for it yielded no results. It used to be on GoComics but not anymore.
My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…
I’m a bit rusty on the rules but before becoming a saint, don’t you first have to die?
In that case I’m all for Trump being sainted.