It’s got what plants crave.

Empathy is weakness.

The Last Hairbender

sad face

Nobody poops but you.

I feel like this is a measurable fact rather than an opinion.

at the end of…interminable

ಠ_ಠ

I thought you meant cosmos the flower and was trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about.

My knees and hips say otherwise.

-1 means you are the pillow.

Max Miller, fuck that guy. j/k, I just don’t watch TV anymore.

It’s shit like this that really shivers me timbers.

Then fight already, you’re still going down.

Rioting won’t help anymore. The time for action was 40 years ago. We could maybe save humanity by killing almost everyone and subsisting the few remaining on a clean energy, no-fossil fuel burning, aggressive carbon recapture society. Beyond that, we are fucked.

Treat your continued existence like terminal cancer and try to live with purpose.

In a way that is temporally continuous? No way. As long as I’m always dead by around 2012? Yeah, sure.

I don’t think “recently” even applies anymore.

Have you been tested for sleep apnea? Might also be long COVID.

I mean, it IS humorous, but it also is exactly what happened.

It’s about 10 feet from where I sleep to where I work. I love my commute.

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