My punk rock lifetime bay area liberal 45 yr old friend voted Trump bc Israel.

It’s neither “their” problem not one that was manufactured and shoved down throats

Fr not only do they lose the popular vote… even the red states aren’t all 80/20… there are miserable intelligent Americans everywhere and nobody gives a shit. I’ve lived in blue bubbles my whole life and spent a ton of time in red places with red people (stop, you know what I mean), and there are always normal blue people. And most red people are only a disinformation or two away from being with it. Unfortunately that’s all it takes in a two party system and they game it well. Take away angels and abortion and before the hell cult, most Americans are half decent and not Nazis.

I look like a maniac laughing so hard at a diner ty

So do me and Mark

I can only imagine John Cena music for which my son goes crazy

You’re getting eaten alive here. You seemed so excited. Sorry big dog.

The gen x punk couple across the street were holding each other watching a wisp of fog make it’s way across the wooded hill we face, as I parked this morning. After all these years, I officially feel they’re better than me

The back of the upper segment of my left middle finger and the knuckle directly above it are excruciatingly itchy at this moment bc this comic played out five minutes ago.

Now she’s looking at me angrily, flipping the tail. Sorry you got reprimanded and I stopped petting you bc you keep trying to tear my fucking arm apart like a violent otter.

But look at that belly… better get another pet in

How about alternating every couple decades to cover all bases. Checkmate.

Hahahahahahahaha that’s really good

The library?

My flight attendant told me this has happened 3 weeks ago

Intimacy requires mutual consent

Does anyone remember a similar comic about Twitter a decade ago?

1987. TIL.

Like people

Man… South Florida and Caribbean last place I want to be during storms. Interesting to hear the swamps are safer

Stairway

What part of the world?