It is so hard to stay hydrated as you get older. I am considering getting a camelbak to wear at work and around the house.

That plus less bugs end up crawling across your face at night.

Killum Ruski these days it would seem.

More like

2. It’s starts getting frisky with you
3. Walk funny for 2 weeks

Looks great. Even has guest bedroom.

Ok sure. What I really did was buy a new washer that was on sale and I got $100 off. Maybe I will have it connect to my neighbors WiFi, since they never secured it.

I bought a washer that has wifi connectivity. It want to texts me or something when the cycle is finished and doesn’t even seem to have a ‘play a loud beep when done’ option. How does this make any sense at all?

and has no control over his bowels.

Amateurs

Huh, right. That’s it. Hate to miss any.

Please put the words lamp or moth in the titles so the filters work. Please and thank you.

Good idea. Then meme can go back to meaning what it is supposed to mean.

That is so asinine. Don’t go places that require shoes or just wear shoes if you have to.
Or, get body paint and paint on a pair of shoes. At least that takes some skill and you don’t look like a spoiled jerk.

They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.

I think I remember he once built a giant shield from asteroids to block the sun during a large solar flare. That would be an easier way to cool the earth.
Also, the earth reversing direction was not what caused time to reverse. Time reversing is what caused the earth to reverse direction (just a movie visual clue).

10 commandments are old testament, new testament says love your neighbor was the most important one.

I looked up the recipe for baked beans recently and navy beans was the third ingredient after all the sugar (molasses, brown sugar, granulated sugar).

Yes, some girls don’t want to not have a boyfriend over the holidays due to social pressure. Not sure if that is still a thing, but it definitely was when I was young.

Gently blowing on the opening sometimes works

Triggers some boomers too, since we had to listen to it on the radio (AM) from time to time.