The word you may be looking for is destitute but i like your version better tbh.

When the salvia kicks in.

Scrap metal - if you have a truck you can cruise neighborhoods on trash days and get metal scrap. beware the long time scrappers though, don’t piss them off by treading on their turf.
Plasma - depending on where you sell your plasma, you could make around $200 a week. You could also make a LOT less and end up with nasty track marks on your arm.
Day labor - Theres probably a day labor place near you that you can go to and get a days work. They will send you somewhere different each time. Its usually tough physical work but the pay can be decent. Downside is you usually need to be there around 4am.
Upselling - if you get lucky on craigslist or facebook market or some such, you can find free stuff that you can flip for profit. This is a crap shoot most of the time and usually requires an investment to get it to sell worthy.

Ive done all these to make ends meet. Hope it helps.

It doesn’t do absolutely nothing. It breaks the surface tension of the water allowing for it to boil without bubbling over.

Only artisanal wooden buckets for you then?

I had a dream that spanned maybe 40 years. I fell in love, married a woman with thick blond hair and green eyes, grew into our early retirement years and then suddenly, she died. I was heart broken. It happened so fast in the dream, I think it was cancer or some other sickness that took her. I woke up sobbing and confused. It took me a solid hour of laying there processing what just happened before i could get up and start my life again.

Searching “Peeing on sun movie” was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I’ll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
Good night.

You know, i wasn’t going to, but I could really use some electrolytes. Thanks :)

Did Batman do that?

Glad they contained it in that fence. Wouldn’t want that thing on the loose.

Sets 4 pack of Natty Ice on counter
“Excellent choice, Sir.”

It was book 6 or 7 of the Harry Potter series.
Screw JKR though, that bigoted twat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_person#The_"Hat_Man"

Its just so strange that so many people have seen this shadow being, that it has a name and tons of articles about it. IDK if its the same you experienced but there are a lot of others who saw the Hat Man.

In a civilized country, that might work (Australia though, really?). It would just promote idiots to race ahead of people here in the States. Im kidding btw. Love you Aussies.

So, is the comic based on the picture, or is this life imitating art?

This is going to sound like a joke, or that im making fun. Its not, i promise you. Ive just read of a lot of accounts having similar dreams followed by sleep paralysis. Anyways, did the presence have a hat on?

Thats your astral self leaving your body.

Well, nothing that makes logical sense. Ive gone through the scenarios and none of them work out. Windows werent open, doors were locked, no animals or anyone else in the house, big heavy book at least 10ft from where i left it…
Then i start thinking of the time frame. My mom had just passed weeks before. I was in her house that was to be sold off to pay for some back taxes and mortgage. She wouldn’t have been happy about that and that was the day i started the process of selling it. IDK man…im as skeptical as they come but sometimes, yeah. idk.

I was reading late at night in the living room. Decided to go to bed, so i put the book down in the center of a large coffee table. I went to bed and just after falling asleep, i woke up to a loud bang. Ive dealt with exploding head syndrome my whole life so i thought it was that at first but it sounded different. I got out of bed to make sure all the doors were locked and stuff and saw my book on the floor of the opposite side of the living room. There were no animals in the house, i was completly alone and all the doors were locked. Also, it didn’t sound like the book fell onto the floor. It was a BANG, like it was thrown flat on the floor hard. The book was in an open area about 10 ft from the coffee table. By the way the book was a thick hard cover book, not like a magazine or something light.