“Pick up. Come on pick up! I know you’re there. Im stuck at the mall and need a ride. Come on pick up…”

I put foil insulation on some of my bigger windows in the summer. Especially southern facing windows (in northern hemisphere). That mixed with tons of fans and the occasional cold towel when needed helps tremendously.

They told me. I was at work and introducing myself to someone new. Looking back now, I think it was a girl I went to highschool with but her name most certainly wasn’t Fobertleigh back then.

I met someone in a dream last night named Fobertleigh. There is no point to this, The post just reminded me of it.

Papa Cole’s Coleslaw Cold Slaw Pops™.

Just don’t get a portable unit. They suck and are just a waste of money most of the times.

These are portables if you’re unfamiliar.

First movie that popped into my head was What Dreams May Come. Robin Williams goes through heaven and hell to try and save his wife’s soul. Great flick with some amazing visuals (especially for the time).

Yep, my roommate has a German Shepherd that sheds like crazy. He will sweep, vac, and mop and in a couple hours there’s tumble weeds (dog hair) blowing across the living room again.

I have a stuffed dog that Ive kept since i was a baby. Im middle aged now and that dog is still with me. Its not in bed with me anymore because i want to keep it preserved but it still brings me comfort when I need it.

Not only Novocain, but lots of different types of anesthesia. Im a ginger and have woken up in several procedures, even after warning the doctor I probably would.

Jack Black. I think it was around the time he started up his Jablinksy crap on Youtube. There were tons of “organic posts” on reddit about it and it just didn’t sit right with me. Ever since I can’t stand him.

My hunch says that the good people who get into politics, end up staying more local to help their communities directly. The ones who aspire to raise the ranks are the ones you don’t want leading to begin with.

Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

Cottage cheese.

Omg you just reminded me of something. In my elementary school, they banned slap bracelets. Not because they could cut you or any “normal” reason like all the other schools, but because they were “gang paraphernalia”. Yep. If you wore a slap bracelet in my elementary school, you would get detention cus only gang members wore slap bracelets.

When you stand up and look back in the toilet, and all you can say is “Holy shit”.

The perspective kinda threw me for a second and my brain just went, “yeah thats the size of a cheetah”.

My eye literally started twitching upon seeing this.

A few weeks after my mom passed, I was reading a book winding down for the night. I set the book down in the middle of a very large coffee table and went to bed. Maybe 20 mins after laying down I heard a loud bang in the living room. I shot outta bed and grabbed a bat and went to investigate. In the living room, on the floor about 5 feet from the table, was the book I was reading. There were no animals or other people in the house and all the doors and windows were locked. This was a heavy hardcover book, so I don’t think wind or something like that picked it up and threw it. Im skeptical by nature but I still can’t come up with an explanation for that one.

Looks like its the name of a Daedric lord or something.