These fools think we read our inboxes and don’t just mark all as read

“Pehdow”. Yall spell it “paedo” ;)

Pedo in a meadow

Relevant KMFDM, one of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73PY7g7BbGw

Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea

His family is so racist they left Canada for apartheid South Africa after a failed fascist plot. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

Well, no, but its not the hose that’s the problem - it was the lead pipes.

Edit: apparently the hoses had lead too

Mottled with gray

Meh

Id feel better about DuckDuckGo if it wasnt shoehorning ai

I fix houses.

Praise the sun! And hug your friends <3

“Hey Grandpa, where do you think youre gonna put a tree that big?”

“Bend over and ill show ya”

Maybe tell your parents how much it bothers you?

You can try looking?

Lots. The Spanish were pretty pasty compared to most Latin Americans. Where do you think that came from?

They already said “capitalism”, theres no need to broadcast your inadequacy

Nowhere. This is speculation.

“Just to be vindictive”

Thats pretty much always a sign that yes, youre being petty. Obviously. You know this.

Thats fair