Like sneezing out your ass

The US doesn’t celebrate the real one (May Day) anyway

Not with a gutted Dept of Labor and a Democrat party that’s utterly spineless

Labor Day isn’t about celebrating work, it’s about appreciating the gains organized labor has made for working people.

Salespeople

That, and I think a lot of families dont want to put 100% of the stress on one person.

These fools think we read our inboxes and don’t just mark all as read

“Pehdow”. Yall spell it “paedo” ;)

Pedo in a meadow

Relevant KMFDM, one of my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73PY7g7BbGw

Fuckin ugly shoes no less, what made him think wearing those with a tux was a good idea

His family is so racist they left Canada for apartheid South Africa after a failed fascist plot. The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.

Well, no, but its not the hose that’s the problem - it was the lead pipes.

Edit: apparently the hoses had lead too

Mottled with gray

Meh

Id feel better about DuckDuckGo if it wasnt shoehorning ai

I fix houses.

Praise the sun! And hug your friends <3

“Hey Grandpa, where do you think youre gonna put a tree that big?”

“Bend over and ill show ya”

Maybe tell your parents how much it bothers you?