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Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

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Too tired for a witty title

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Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah shit. Sorry, I was stabbing someone. Guess I don’t get that coffee. 😔

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      If you’re stabbing a bad guy then you’re still eligible for the coffee.

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        Everybody who stabs people thinks they’re the bad guys.

        • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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          I stabbed myself so I don’t actually get to pedantically ask whether it is the stabber or stabee that is considered the baddie :(

          • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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            Usually when I do that it’s more like who’s the klutz.

          • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            schrödinger’s baddie

          • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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            Does your uniform have skulls on it?

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    thank you. this gave me the motivation I needed to stop scrolling on my phone in bed and to instead scroll on my phone from the can

    with coffee

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Ya can’t stop progress!

      (and by progress, we meant substance dependency)

      • WandowsVista@lemmy.world
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        I can stop anytime I want!

        …my happiness is just dependent on me not wanting that.

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Can I at least stab someone a little bit?

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      It did say “probably”! I think that’s your loophole. Just pick a “Vic #1” type target.

      (As in whodunnits where everyone has a motive to kill THAT guy)

    • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      Isn’t being stabbed a binary condition? Like being pregnant. You’re either stabbed or you’re not.

  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I don’t drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?

    • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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      Tea?

    • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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      Chocolate

      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Aah yes chocolate is a lovely reward for not stabbing anyone.

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          Also a good preventative.

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            I’m all out of chocolate and I’ve got a plethora of knives. *Opens used knife stand. $2 Dollar knives or a chocolate bar!

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      As a coffee preferer myself, I think if you have tea you’d be allowed a compensatory biscuit.

  • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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    I would prefer a nice cup of black tea instead please

  • Maxxus@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    Apollo teasing just the tip.

    • Maxxus@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Then stabbing your fucking eyeballs while trying to get coffee.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Thank you Maxxus, it’s been a long night and you just made facing the day worthwhile

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    Way ahead of you with that coffee.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      Look how EFFICIENT you are!

  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz
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    Phew, thanks for reminding me that I need to go stab some people today! And thanks for the coffee; helps me stab better!

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      Roberto?

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    Thanks, I do deserve another coffee.

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      deleted by creator

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You know what? I do deserve a coffee.

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      What about second coffee?

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  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    Can this be my coffee?

    https://youtu.be/pxrmJxmmWtQ

  • Mike D@piefed.social
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    Thanks. I’m drinking my first beer to celebrate not stabbing anyone yet today.

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    Don’t mind if I do. ☕😌

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    I was just thinking about that.

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