Oh I thought you were going to cite some law regarding putting glow sticks in a fish bowl and man in gorilla suit terrorizing drivers.

When I first started this job they did not tell me this food was deducted from our paycheck whether or not we even step foot into the cafeteria, so when I looked at my pay stub a few months into my employment, was a little surprised but then realized based on what I’ve learned about human nature over the years, when people receive something for free they tend to appreciate it less, and abuse/misuse even disrespect such privileges, so I think it’s appropriate that we pay for this food. It only breaks down to $5.50 a day* for all you can eat buffet so it’s a pretty damn good deal as long as we use it because again, pretty sure they deduct the cafeteria fee from our paychecks whether or not we ever step foot in there.

• I did the math, I’ve only worked 28 days this year so far and they’ve deducted total $155.13 from my pay for the cafeteria this year so it breaks down to about $5.50 a day.

How creative & fun but unless the driver of the car has a heart condition and/or the prank interferes with the flow of traffic & creates a kerfuffle of some sort.

Why do people think this art is garbage?

Is it because it’s ai?

Or because it was made by a wealthy trust fund woman high on cocaine?

Or because it’s ai stolen from the efforts of a wealthy trust fund woman who made it when she was high on cocaine?

This job is at a m/billionaires club, so there’s a huge kitchen constantly churning out 5-star meals to the m/billionaires, with plenty overflowing to the employee cafeteria. But ain’t nothing come for free! We employees sacrifice $30 deducted per paycheck for this food.

Yeah we want to know how to get out of the catatonic “I can’t move” mode.

Yeah after the first two words I thought this was going to involve knives or guns 😳

Dolores!

Mangled moldy hands?

Thanks I hate z pronouns

I’ve been on it for 2 years for weight loss/maintenance and it’s life-changing & I wish this existed 30 years ago, my entire life & self-esteem would’ve made me a completely different person so much more confident & goal-achieving

She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.

I also think their lack of facial expressions is a result of growing up staring at screens instead of interacting face-to-face with people.

Sweeeet

I for one am looking forward to it because my body is fit & toned & tight & beach-ready. Always.

🍌🚫

That looks like the nature trail system that weaves throughout Fairfax county Virginia

Wow you’re in the backyard of a house in a tropical paradise. Is that an airbnb? Or are you visiting family or friends who live in a tropical Paradise

Here’s the most recent photo in my camera roll 🤷🏼‍♀️. In fact it’s the ONLY photo currently on my camera roll since I moved everything to my external hard drive a couple days ago to free up memory. My job has employee buffet every day all day long, so here’s my lunch break and I was so glad they had leftover omelets & bacon from this morning and I was texting with my boyfriend and he asked me what I was doing so I took a picture of this to show him what I was doing at the moment:

Hey I’ve heard that we can’t obtain that anywhere. It’s pretty rare.