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Fleshlight hard mode
It just peels back the skin.
Add vinegar or lemon juice for the real hard mode.
Instructions too clear, curled up in foetal position and crying
It won’t be hard for long
I’m certainly hard rn
We need a c/dontputyourdickinthat
Instructions unclear. Now sitting in emerg with a bloody towel in my lap.
NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED
I know what I have to do, but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
Intrusive thoughts
NSFW tag, jeez.
NO! DON’T DO IT!!!
Giggity goo, alright.
Ahh yes, the Chinese dick trap
- safely removes flesh from the penis
For fucks sake man, NSFW tag this smut!
an exotic dancer in iowa
Not even a question!
Would.
Don’t put your cob in that
