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minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·6 days agoStrategy #1: don’t call them “females”
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·6 days agoWhenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoFee-males are just gigolos.
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-26 days agoQuark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners. Don’t make me get Odo. … “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em…
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Strategy #1: don’t call them “females”
Whenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.
Feeee-males.
Fee-males are just gigolos.
Quark, you’ve been warned a hundred times about discussing human hunting techniques with menagerie owners.
Don’t make me get Odo.
… “FeEmAlEs”… you ferengi sure know how to raise 'em…
Chloroform?
The Bill Cosby Method
Chloroform doesn’t go in pudding.