I like to think of them as root peas. As they grow like a bush of peas until the pods head under ground.

Remember to stay hydrated

Grow a mustache, get yer prostrate checked and never mind someone telling you to reduce your joy…

A kettle is for boiling a teapot is for steeping.

There have been attempts, but as far as I know they stopped due to safety issues. But I could be wrong.

What does this have to do with the price of tea?

You do know you can buy lighter scents…

Nah, that was a tit for tat.

They can get a blaster’s license and work in demolition, or mining.

Have you thought that they might have already and it was no help?

Try and take my flag from mr you fuckstick.

Well, they didn’t do their homework. Not german, not noble, my pockets are shallow.

Though their orginal purpose wasn’t terrible, they don’t have agitators anymore.

That’s a nice Maserati.

And some jokes need to fucking die. You do know that right?

Okay, so the trophies were forced on us and if you need violence to discipline a 3 year old you shouldn’t have had kids.

Again just showing how shitty your generation is.

My elders better not raise a hand to me. But then again a boomer threatening violence because they know no other way isn’t scary, its pathetic.

No it isn’t.

Says the dude posting memes during the work day…

Fucking what?