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Goku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前

Please advise

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Goku@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 天前
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    2 天前

    Send me a nude, ez one

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    6 天前

    Send me your knife?

    • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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      6 天前

      Gotta keep the poop knife strapped to the side of the toilet.

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        6 天前

        New slogan for toilets: I’m strapped. Are you?

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        When I’m poopin, I’m strapped. Pop pop pop, plop plop plop.

    • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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      6 天前

      Found next to a toilet, in a restaurant.

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        6 天前

        Good thing you kept it!

      • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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        5 天前

        That’s awesome. Why don’t all business use these? …not the poop knife part but for actual utensils

        • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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          Wooden utensils are a somewhat common thing in the U.K.

          • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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            I’m gonna start using those at events

        • Deepus@lemm.ee
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          5 天前

          I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.

          • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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            5 天前

            Oh I didn’t think of that

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    5 天前

    Poop in this box so we can screen for colon cancer.

    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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      5 天前

      Bro you have no idea how many people fuck that up. Like they don’t know how to use a fucking zipper and when they send it back, their shit spills all over.

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        Some of them are doing it on purpose.

        Some of the employees secretly enjoy it.

        I bet at least one romantic connection has been made this way.

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    6 天前

    Dont kink shame

  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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    5 天前

    An actual shitpost!

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    6 天前

    Need address

  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    5 天前

    If you are sitting, send me your shit.

  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    5 天前

    A romantic. I love it.

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    5 天前

    Semd me your poops. The good ones.

  • Match!!@pawb.social
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    5 天前

    sip

  • tauren@lemm.ee
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    5 天前

    Send me your butterflies.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    5 天前

    Is this the Win98 skin for an SMS app?

    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      Dude. It’s the new winamp skin. Get with it.

    • derzeppo@sh.itjust.works
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      Pretty sure it’s iOS 3 or earlier

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