Wait till they learn about climate change!

It’s okay, the tins mostly use aluminum nowadays

that’s weird i didn’t see any billionaires in this post

There are two more pages to this and it gets worse

(black people, particularly)

like stock characters in commedia dell’arte

eat the rich, yeongno :3!

Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask? [Motions towards where the divine should be]

mamdani is for the children

but old man eyebrows are hot

if they were the type to buy at 4000 they probably already sold at <2000

holocaust guy?

they not like us

astronauts (in the US) are salaried positions well over $100k a year, it is trivially easy to do what OP is asking for a salaried worker but not at the low low rates OP is aiming for

furthermore, humans have inalienable rights

it’s cool though because the fediverse has no incentives to increase engagement which means our ragebait is all organic and free of the profit motive!

what rpg class does this backstory work best for

i wanna know

what’s your backstory

I’m in what should be a desert and it’s been breaching 90% humidity for weeks