i think it’s more of a face/heel dynamic

i don’t post on most reddit communities but we’re sorely lacking a c/randomactsofblowjobs

Actually I have a good time to go to the store and get some rest and I’ll be there in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few minutes c you in a few

I have never once abbreviated see to c.

because we wouldn’t want you to do it to us

slides the entire Pentagon under a rug

dress the bat in a series of pride socks so it cycles through them all if they keep grabbing the bat

i’m glad you’re here :3

People made too many power user praise posts and all 3 of them decided to take a break

This happened with my friend group and Deathly Hallows. We all read a fake leaked copy before the book came out and made our own personal injokes, like how insane it would be if Harry broke into the Bank and just started flinging Unforgivable Curses at random goblins, or if ANYTHING bad happened to us we’d say *Oh no, Dobby!" and someone would follow up with “We spend two full chapters mourning Dobby.”

it was not a fake leak

no there is certainly worse

If y’all really care so much why don’t you have spy groups infiltrating our media to influence the election? Really shows who thinks we’re worth the time 😤

imagine the stone suddenly surgically removing your conjoined twin but leaving you with a typical body afterwards. then 5 years later your twin - now noticably younger and alien to you - is reattached

but imagine all the brain worms they accidentally killed

i could answer all these questions except the gender, what does that count for

(it was a white reflective crystal ball being pushed off a half-cloth-covered wooden table by a wizard with a tall hood, beard, and tits)

I know someone who died twice. He came back and he looked different and didn’t remember me. He had the same name though so I’m pretty sure he just forgot he’d died

Also true. The lewd communities are numerous and botty and weak

hell, you post all the time yourself, blaze!

80% effective. The porn quality is weak.

hm, i agree with that poster; surely there’s an explanation for random attacks on civilians that covers both china and the US?

anything longer than “brb” and their terminal can’t display it correctly

“jojoba oil” is apparently pronounced different than i thought 😭