They dont even put the little mail boxes on the side.

It has to be from an endangered gorilla.

Agreed, it is pretty spot on. Capturing the originals vacant stare is what makes it.

I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

Do you work in ICE Human Resources? How do you know their recruiting process so well? Trump is going to get mad that you divulged his secret super stable genius hiring process.

“I’m afraid it was the MORmons. Yes, the MORmons were the correct answer.” –The Director of Hell (Southpark)

Republicans should be terrified at this point. The protests are peaceful … for now.

I almost always say this. I usually turn down the job and state that the pay being offered is a little too low … they sometimes raise it.

I know. They are basically inviting if not taunting.

Nope. They got exactly what they voted for.

Dude … Vances soulless eyes and vacant stare really bother me. Oh, the kid in this image is also creepy.

You have to use the variables given. He ate 4/6 of his pizza and the other guy ate 5/6. Saying he ate the other guys pizza would result in a tie (not more) and is not an option. The answer they wanted was “impossible”, the kid gave the only real shenanigan proof viable answer.

No, “Marty ate 4/6 of his pizza”

I agree, the kid is correct. This is the only viable answer.

He wanted an Indiana Jones hat?

Dunno, I would have wished for two so I could put one on my giant cock.

So kids could use the phone.

It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.

This is kind of mind blowing.

A village would be an “unincorporated town” in the US, administered under the county. There are a few actual incorporated villages, but they are small towns that just chose to call themselves that.

The main difference is that an incorporated city/town/etc has its own municiple government … a “village” would still be run by the county.

Hmm … what was that last part?