What a terrible day to have eyes.
That cherry Mx keyboard is pretty cash yo
I’m not even sure this guy is using Arch…
What the actual fuck is that image on the screen?
Chica and Bonnie from FNAF
Bowling alley animations
Sexy.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
I love you
I love you too
puts beans in your ear
Oh, that gif makes me uncomfortable.
I’m saving it to share with others.
I’ve never realised this text assumes there are only men on the train
The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.
Tuck and roll, ladies.
Is it really “not safe for work” if everyone at work is in on it?
Damn, I just shaved my legs for the first time because I thought it would be fun (It definitely is interesting) like a week ago and missed the opportunity to do something like this for a laugh.
So, I actually shaved all body hair (save for the gentlemen’s region) in high school for big swim meets - it was a thing that the swim team did. Doesn’t actually make a meaningful difference unless you’re legitimately an Olympic-level competitor. I was always SUPER thrown off trying to sleep the night before the meet because sheets feel SO WEIRD on my skin without any hair on my limbs and chest.
just curious, when you were done how much did you miss? my first time I missed so much 😭
Dr. Seuss character lookin’ legs.
What bet did you lose?
tf is bro watching
I ruined my search history for you: https://tinyurl.com/mra5wd35. Apparently rule34 from “Five Nights at Freddie’s” game, characters called Toy Chica and Toy Bonnie.
Art
Damn girl. Looking fine
This is modern art.
This is a programmer who only learns the functions xe needs
Thanks I hate it
Config pls???
If the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland became a human.
Nah, this is closer to Dr. Seuss illustrations.
