I mean you could look these things up together

If you have to proofread when deploying you’re doing things wrong

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Especially if they get stuck under the living room table

My interpretation was that the intent is to punish the dad. When his (presumed) daughter dates someone his own age, he’ll realize how fucked up it is.

And I bet that reinforced her low self-esteem. I’ll explain what the actual problem is but they don’t hear it, they just hear the other reasons that they invented such as “I’m not attractive enough”.

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Could just be jerking you off from behind

He should just do that all the time. He could save his parents and stepfather - heck even save Krypton.

Hey, I don’t know you, but the last few lines of this post genuinely worry me, especially “I have nothing to lose.” If you’re thinking about hurting yourself, please reach out to a crisis line tonight (988 in the US, or search “[country] crisis line”). Whatever’s going on, you’re clearly in a lot of pain. Talking to a doctor or psychiatrist about what’s going on could actually help: what you’re going through sounds awful and treatable.

Let’s say you could temporarily reverse the laws of physics and rewind the universe to the exact state it was in this morning. Would anything have happened differently the second time around?

Depends on your view of free will. If they never did, they never could.

Number of men with driver’s license in 1850

Hollywood literally cannot tell a “looks don’t matter” story without sneaking the looks (or status) back in by the third act. The Beast turning into a generic prince. She’s All That spends ninety minutes insisting personality matters, then resolves it with a makeover. The Princess Diaries goes one further: “you’re fine as you are” turns out to mean “you’re fine as you are, also you’re secretly a princess.”

I don’t think the people writing these endings believe the lesson themselves. An industry that runs on headshots and red carpets isn’t positioned to sell “looks don’t matter” with a straight face, and that disbelief leaks into the third act. Shallow people writing a story about looking past shallowness was always going to end with someone getting hot again. What bugs me is that they sell this corrupted message to our kids, repeating the cycle.

Self checkout works just fine in Sweden, the only people with an issue are dementia-ridden elderly (but they can’t make sense of how to pay with a debit card either).

Sitting by my computer working on a hobby coding project, on a Sunday morning with a fresh cup of coffee next to me

Okay, but I still don’t get what the beans have to do with it

Shows that Zuckerberg was never a good businessman, he just got lucky. He has no actual understanding of how to build a business case.

Always put clothes on before peeing while standing up

Says who? Certainly not the law.