But why is it human nature to put a bench right where people are walking. It’s like people in charge get off on creating obstacles for the common man just to feel powerful.

I’m in stitches

Whoever gets there first gets the banana

I keep my git clone in Dropbox so I can revert accidental delete and always have the most recent code on all devices without having to remember to commit and push. If it requires manual execution I wouldn’t really consider it a proper backup solution.

They would never admit to being anything that starts with “homo”

What the fuck is missing in the brain of these people. I feel like they are a different species.

Nyan

What did you mean to say??

I know my limitations so as a rule I always set an alarm on my phone whenever I put a drink in the freezer

Is this why I wake up at 3.30 with anxiety over something embarrassing I did when I was 15? It was my memory foam pillow all along.

“Nice beaver!”

“Thank you! I just had it stuffed.”

I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley

You don’t need to understand that. You only need to understand that it is a desirable outcome for people who say they want another baby, not why.

This reads like The Onion for IT geeks

If there’s a single person in the world who does not understand this I will be concerned

Please look up the signs of police kettling and what to do when it happens. US police have been known to keep people locked in until after curfew and then arrest people for curfew violation.

That requires friction between fingers and bag to be higher than friction between the two sides of the plastic bag, and for me it never is

You’re not gay just because you help a brother out

The difference is that this hole contains a lot more E. Coli and my nose has evolved to be extremely sensitive to the smell of it because of the very real biohazard

The answer to your title is yes, it is unhealthy.