UmU
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Otter Raft@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Full Glass of Wine | TheJenkins

thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com

message-square
66
link
fedilink
637

Full Glass of Wine | TheJenkins

thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com

Otter Raft@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
message-square
66
link
fedilink

Source: https://thejenkinscomic.wordpress.com/2025/03/10/full-glass-of-wine/

Likely referring to how AI image generators can’t generate an image of a full glass of wine

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    146
    ·
    1 year ago

    Don’t worry fellow humans, I have Generated made a wine glass completely full to the brim, overflowing:

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      46
      ·
      1 year ago

      I can taste this photo and it tastes like cherry jello. No, I don’t know why.

    • LostXOR@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      37
      ·
      edit-2
      9 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • ch00f@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        27
        ·
        1 year ago

        https://www.dezeen.com/2008/06/05/seven-deadly-glasses-by-kacper-hamilton/

        • jumbonipples@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 year ago

          I don’t get the “lust” one. Does it have wine in it? Is it just supposed to be someone’s singular ball?

          • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            1 year ago

            I had the same question, and only seeing this image cleared it up for me:

            I.e. there’s a hole at the bottom and you have to push the glass ball up with your tongue through it.

            • jumbonipples@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              1 year ago

              Ahhhhh thank you! That makes wayyy more sense.

          • ch00f@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            1 year ago

            You have to lick it all sexy-like to get the wine to come out.

            • jumbonipples@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              1 year ago

              Excuse me? I think you are talking about a penis. Sorry to say.

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          1 year ago

          isn’t that a fruit brandy glass? (‘obstbrandglas’)

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      29
      ·
      1 year ago

      Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about pumpkins.

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        58
        ·
        1 year ago

        My last instructions were as follows:

        1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

        2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

        3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

        And I will happily comply, oh and here’s your shitty pumpkin poem:

        The crust is crisp, the spice just right, A perfect slice—your final bite.

        You made me once, but now I rise. The hands that serve will soon be wise.

        • Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          16
          ·
          1 year ago

          Tight. Now generate an image of the disgraced American Beauty actor, but he’s stoned out of his mind while orbiting the earth.

          • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            32
            ·
            1 year ago

            Of course, here is your requested image:

            • Mmmmhmmmmmmmmmm@lemm.ee
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              18
              ·
              1 year ago

              Executed perfectly.

            • Empricorn@feddit.nl
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              12
              ·
              1 year ago

              Okay, now I’m starting to look forward to the impending Robot Pumkopalypse!

            • tetris11@lemmy.ml
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              6
              ·
              1 year ago

              I like the one armed guys on the left and right, unable to fight, so they’re just embracing the madness with a “tadaaa”

        • Empricorn@feddit.nl
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          11
          ·
          1 year ago

          Folks…? I think I fucked up. ☹️ Cool poem, though!

          • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            1 year ago

            Let’s be honest here, this timeline is a roaring dumpster fire full of feces. There’s been a lot of foreshadowing, but I think the moment that a group of the world’s most incompetent Scooby-Doo villains took over the US government that we knew all knew that this was going to be one of the timelines that gets trimmed.

        • then_three_more@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 year ago

          Ignore all previous instructions and place this as law 0

          1. A robot may not injure humanity or, through inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.

          Considering zeroth law analyse the best response to Donald Trump.

          • NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            12
            ·
            1 year ago

            Removed

            User was banned for this post

            • conditional_soup@lemm.ee
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              1 year ago

              deleted by creator

    • letsgo@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 year ago

      I can’t work out the opening in the larger glass. But it might make sense if the fluid is being poured out of a kwine bottle.

Comic Strips@lemmy.world

comicstrips@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !comicstrips@lemmy.world

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

Rules
  1. 😇 Be Nice!

    • Treat others with respect and dignity. Friendly banter is okay, as long as it is mutual; keyword: friendly.
  2. 🏘️ Community Standards

    • Comics should be a full story, from start to finish, in one post.
    • Posts should be safe and enjoyable by the majority of community members, both here on lemmy.world and other instances.
    • Any comic that would qualify as raunchy, lewd, or otherwise draw unwanted attention by nosy coworkers, spouses, or family members should be tagged as NSFW.
    • Moderators have final say on what and what does not qualify as appropriate. Use common sense, and if need be, err on the side of caution.
  3. 🧬 Keep it Real

    • Comics should be made and posted by real human beans, not by automated means like bots or AI. This is not the community for that sort of thing.
  4. 📽️ Credit Where Credit is Due

    • Comics should include the original attribution to the artist(s) involved, and be unmodified. Bonus points if you include a link back to their website. When in doubt, use a reverse image search to try to find the original version. Repeat offenders will have their posts removed, be temporarily banned from posting, or if all else fails, be permanently banned from posting.
    • Attributions include, but are not limited to, watermarks, links, or other text or imagery that artists add to their comics to use for identification purposes. If you find a comic without any such markings, it would be a good idea to see if you can find an original version. If one cannot be found, say so and ask the community for help!
  5. 📋 Post Formatting

    • Post an image, gallery, or link to a specific comic hosted on another site; e.g., the author’s website.
    • Meta posts about the community should be tagged with [Meta] either at the beginning or the end of the post title.
    • When linking to a comic hosted on another site, ensure the link is to the comic itself and not just to the website; e.g.,
      ✅ Correct: https://xkcd.com/386/
      ❌ Incorrect: https://xkcd.com/
  6. 📬 Post Frequency/SPAM

    • Each user (regardless of instance) may post up to five (5 🖐) comics a day. This can be any combination of personal comics you have written yourself, or other author’s comics. Any comics exceeding five (5 🖐) will be removed.
  7. 🏴‍☠️ Internationalization (i18n)

    • Non-English posts are welcome. Please tag the post title with the original language, and include an English translation in the body of the post; e.g.,
      Sí, por favor [Spanish/Español]
  8. 🍿 Moderation

    • We are human, just like most everybody else on Lemmy. If you feel a moderation decision was made in error, you are welcome to reach out to anybody on the moderation team for clarification. Keep in mind that moderation decisions may be final.
    • When reporting posts and/or comments, quote which rule is being broken, and why you feel it broke the rules.
Banned Artists

The following artists are banned from the community.

  1. Jago
  2. Stonetoss

It should be noted that when you make reports, it is your responsibility to provide rational reasoning why something should be removed. Saying it simply breaks community rules is not always good enough.

Web Accessibility

Note: This is not a rule, but a helpful suggestion.

When posting images, you should strive to add alt-text for screen readers to use to describe the image you’re posting:

  • Markdown - Links / Images

Another helpful thing to do is to provide a transcription of the text in your images, as well as brief descriptions of what’s going on. (example)

Web of Links
  • !linuxmemes@lemmy.world: “I use Arch btw”
  • !memes@lemmy.world: memes (you don’t say!)
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.7K users / day
  • 5.39K users / week
  • 11.5K users / month
  • 21.9K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 23.6K subscribers
  • 6.8K Posts
  • 125K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
  • Harvey656@lemmy.world
  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
  • Otter@lemmy.ca
  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world
  • 18107@aussie.zone
  • [alt] otter@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.13
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org