You mentioned you’re not from the US, how do people feel about Donald Trump where you are?
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she’s kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
What’s your favourite pizza topping?
Also garry the snail.
I wonder what’s worse :(
Spongebob.
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Literally nothing. I legit can’t get myself to speak to anyone I like.
What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?
Which industry do you work in?
What’s your favorite cut of human meat, and who are you looking to murder and eat next?
I don’t have a favourite, but I’m a fan of Cory Doctorow.
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
I’m going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
I also considered “how do you prefer to talk about Linux?”
That isn’t as effective.
Interrupting people extremely often.
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
At least 2 meters.
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
How has your day been?
Pretty good ngl.
I’ve never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
At least 3.
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
Wow, I don’t even need to change that one. FORK??
If there’s no spoon?
Well, if it’s out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
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