It’s a joke about mitch McConnell who looks remarkably like a turtle and is allegedly braindead in a hospital right now.

As a rental, obviously. No way they’d actually live there like poors.

The C stands for communism!

Critical thinking simply stops. It’s incredible. I saw someone say to a Christian that their morality comes from divine revelation from a magic purple hippo that created the universe and the Cristian accurately identified all the problems with that argument. Then when asked where morality comes from, regurgitate the exact bullshit they themselves debunked with God in place of the purple hippo.

I don’t even know if human to human transmission has even been proven. Like yeah it’s no fucking joke, but you have to inhale dust with dried infected rat pee in it to even contract it. No way it’ll become widespread.

I spend minutes agonizing over this only to end the meal with water and it makes all of my planning for nothing.

Nah, Satan is more chill than that. The first satanic tenet:

One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

Yes, an evil ceo could do much harm by turning steam into the companies shooting themselves in the face. However, they are currently one of the only ones not doing that, so that’s where gamers will go.

There’s a difference between a monopoly that exists because all other options are shit and a monopoly that exists because of anticompetitive practices.

Aw, I had to go out of my way to get the peeler machine schematic, and I built a base in okrans pride so I can peel as many holy nation guys as I can.

One of my favorite decks is probably cheap. It’s just child of alara with every board wipe spell and shitty 2/3 color land I had in my binders at the time. Sprinkle in some draw power and polymorph and only 2 creatures with indestructible in the deck and there you go.

Ah, a player on a budget I see.

/s

Though certain formats can get outta hand, and we’ll not even speak of competitive vintage here.

The 3 door thing made me think MXC so maybe it’s Guy leDouche

What a fucking line break.

You mean printers aren’t literally sentient? Wow, what insight.

You know how when you gag, you produce a thick slimy mucous? Basically imagine that but all over the place. That’s proper sloppy toppy.

The joke is that it’s always the most disgusting sex act that person can conceive of. Basically a venture bros themed aristocrats.

Also, if everyone’s out there getting shot, then of course I need a gun to protect myself.

Oh yeah I forgot about the fascism. I just hate them because they’re snobby bitches.

Better than the thalmor cosplay. Ew.

Kinda wish op injected a prompt to nuke the bot owner’s machine instead.