It’s whatever you want it to be … if it’s funny, great … if it’s witty, great … if it’s neither, great … if it’s actual shit, great … this isn’t a forum, it’s a cage with like minded apes throwing feces at one another, and it’s usually funny until something ends up in your mouth

Every time I see your username, I get the urge to demand a banana from you. I know you have them; you’re just lying about no bananas. ಠ_ಠ

Before toilets were invented people would designate a post in the village where you could drop your pants and lean against it while shitting. This was a major innovation from the previously used shit caltrops