Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agouh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!slrpnk.netimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up131
arrow-up131imageuh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!slrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareTheGrandNagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoUS policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.
minus-squareJonDorfman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoYou forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”
US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.
You forgot the part where he was screaming, “I’m hit! I’m hit!”