Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash
What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
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Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.
You just described my life. JS is hell.
You guys are using typescript right? … right?
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…
“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
This interface is bloated
What You’re acc to your fav language
Parse error in
/usr/lib/dict/en_all.hIf you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd
Elixir: Look of superiority
Im not an engineer
MATLAB is such a scam. Luckily a growing amount of universities are starting to realise it.
Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language
Second only to the unsung hero that didn’t make it to the image, CSS
Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!Why are we all accumulators?
