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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Good morning I choose not violent just hungry.

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Good morning I choose not violent just hungry.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Not violent just hungry

    What a fine young cannibal

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      She drives me crazy.

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      I’m in an ethical pickle.

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      While this is there reference you’re making, this song is outstanding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnIvZ_RwXK0

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        I’m so glad you linked the Wolf Parade song and not She Drives Me Crazy.

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          Hey, I’m a man of culture

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      You know what. Fuck it. Let’s make the world more interesting. Let’s legalize consensual cannibalism! We’ll regulate it like assisted suicide, so there are safeguards in place to prevent exploitation and such. And you won’t be able to pay someone (or their loved ones) in order to let you cannibalize them. But if everyone involved is of sound mind, if there’s plenty of time to change your mind, and no one is getting paid or coerced? Have at it! I believe in freedom so much, that if you want to willingly let a cannibal kill and eat you, by God, that should be your right! Let us legalize consensual cannibalism!

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    Give them a snickers

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        Kinda want to try that now…

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      He’s one of those German cannibals!

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        Thankfully not the one who he’s based on (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes).

        • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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          Of course he worked in IT.

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            Haha agreed.

            Although do you mean because he was parodied in the IT crowd, or that IT drives people to cannibalism. I guess the third secret option is that cannibals tend to gravitate towards IT positions?

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              As an IT person, IT people are weird. Generally good weird, but sometimes cannibals.

              Also, he was featured in other pop culture as well.

              DA DAS IST MEIN TEIIIIL!

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                Yeah, I guess there’s a whole section on other media he was featured in haha.

                I’m not IT, but friends with a bunch. None are cannibals (that I know of), but good weird.

                Rammstein lyrics I take it? I haven’t heard that song in years.

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    What is this device? Oversized pager?

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      Yes, actually. Probably still using POCSAG, too. Many large hospitals and emergency response departments still use pagers for this kind of stuff.

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        Pagers operate at a different frequency than phones which has an easier time penetrating thick walls and old buildings.

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          Yup, but there’s only so much bandwidth you can push at that frequency, so simple text messages are fine, but get any more complicated, and you’ll need more bandwidth.

          Also it’s not encrypted in the slightest bit. Nor is it unknown. Nor is it difficult to detect and decode it with widely-available equipment. I could listen to my local hospital’s pager tower with a $35 dongle from several miles away.

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            SDR is fun!

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          I don’t have much trouble penetrating old—oh, sorry. I misread…

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      Public safety mdc, likely paramedic given the lack of input ability and heads up positioning.

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    The negotiable zombie

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    “QPS with PT” 8pm

    Assuming that means what I think it means I’m going to have to remember to refrain from asking my paramedic mates how work is going. One of them told me her tales about some music festival she worked at. We’re lucky to have such patient professionals that’s for sure.

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    Honestly mood

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      Just a little peckish.

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    My kids chose both when they’re hungry.

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