Darth Vader: “You are in command now, Admiral Plett”

Plett: (nervously) “Thank you, Lord Vader”

  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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    6 days ago

    Trouble? No, but they’ll raise the compensation to compensate for risk, which will only attract greedier more sadistic candidates.

    Or…

    They’ll hire a woman to clean up the mess (possibly at reduced compensation), because that’s the virtue signaling what corporations do when they are in a tight spot. Then, once she has turned things back around, they’ll swap a man back in and give him a bonus for all her hard work.