Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agoWhy do Americans always presume that everyone speaks Englishlemmy.worldimagemessage-square175fedilinkarrow-up1856
arrow-up1856imageWhy do Americans always presume that everyone speaks Englishlemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days agomessage-square175fedilink
minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-223 days agoBecause gunpowder. Gunpowder go in metal tube. Projectile go in metal tube. Ignite. BOOM. Death. Human go new place. Bring Boomsticks. Native humans = Dead Native humans = Surrender World = Dominated Language = Spread Language = Become default The End Sadly Ever After (Fun fact most pilots have to learn Aviation English in order to operate internationally. You can thank the gunpowder for that.) Edit: Lol Lemmy Shitposts doesn’t like a shitpost about the british empire taking over the world.
minus-squareKazumara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-223 days ago The End Would have been really funny if you said Thai End there
Because gunpowder.
Gunpowder go in metal tube.
Projectile go in metal tube.
Ignite.
BOOM.
Death.
Human go new place.
Bring Boomsticks.
Native humans = Dead
Native humans = Surrender
World = Dominated
Language = Spread
Language = Become default
The End
Sadly Ever After
(Fun fact most pilots have to learn Aviation English in order to operate internationally. You can thank the gunpowder for that.)
Edit: Lol Lemmy Shitposts doesn’t like a shitpost about the british empire taking over the world.
Accurate af
Would have been really funny if you said
there